A panda bear goes into a bar and orders some food and a drink. After finishing the dish takes out a machine gun and makes a mess out of the place. Then turns around and heads for the door. The bartender asks the giant panda:“What do you think you’re doing?”
“Well, I am a panda. What do you think? Look it up in the dictionary!”
The bartender takes out a small pocket dictionary and reads: Giant Panda – black and white furred mammal form Asian bamboo forests; eats shoots and leaves.
=)))))) Just thought this is hilarious! Taken from Laurie Rozakis’ book.