Just re-posting this. 🙂
A panda bear goes into a bar and orders some food and a drink. After finishing the dish takes out a machine gun and makes a mess out of the place. Then turns around and heads for the door. The bartender asks the giant panda:“What do you think you’re doing?”
“Well, I am a panda. What do you think? Look it up in the dictionary!”
The bartender takes out a small pocket dictionary and reads: Giant Panda – black and white furred mammal form Asian bamboo forests; eats shoots and leaves.
=)))))) Just thought this is hilarious! Taken from Laurie Rozakis’ book.
This is my first “encounter” with bears in the wild. It is a mother bear and her cub foraging for food near the forest end. Tips for you:
– do not get out of the car (if you are in one)
– do not go close to the wild animals
– do not feed the bears
– do not stress the bears by taking pictures or trying to make “movies” (a snapshot should be enough)
– do not encourage other to take a particular route “just to see bears”.